may 2019 bring you your “i’m doing better than i ever was” moment
Why only may?
Wait never mind I’m fucking dumb
She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.
Vogue Paris October 2012
Half of Kate Moss in Gucci and Christian Louboutins by Mario Testino
the year is 1888
me, the first palaeontologist to dig up a triceratops skull, whispering softly: what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk
fun fact: modern paleontologists and archaeologists have pointed to some greek vase art of mythological monsters as being evidence that the greeks dug up dinosaur skulls and were like “what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk”
and then they did the Greek Thing and painted naked men fighting the monster
or, well, a deeply flawed representation of what they imagined the fossil had looked like while alive, an early form of paleoart.
but sometimes they also just. drew the skull and slapped a black blob monster onto it? anyway i love the greeks.
NICE
